Tanked and Wasted (single)

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TANKED AND WASTED TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE OUR CHRISTMAS THE FAMILY'S THERE FOR FEAST CHRISTMAS LIGHTS ARE SHINING THE GIFTS UNDER THE TREE THE MUSIC IT WAS HOPPING IT SHOOK THE WHOLE DAMN FLOOR THE WHOLE HOUSE SHE WAS ROCKIN' WHEN A KNOCK CAME AT THE DOOR NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THIS SANTA CAME TODAY HE HAD HIS SACK OF PRESENTS AND HIS REINDEER PULLING SLEIGH BUT SANTA LOOKED QUITE DIFFERENT HE STAGGERED TO AND FROW LEANED OVER MY RAILING AND THREW UP IN THE SNOW Chorus SANTA'S TANKED AND WASTED X2 SANTA PUSHED HIS WAY RIGHT INTO OUR HALLWAY YELLING "MERRY CHRISTMAS HO,HO,HO" GRABBED MY COUSIN GERTRUDE ACROSS HER SHOULDERS AND KISSED HER UNDERNEATH THE MISTLETOE HE TOOK A BIG SWIG OF MY TEQUILA CRASHED HIS CHUNKY ASS RIGHT THROUGH OUR DOOR HOW DO WE EXPLAIN THIS TO THE CHILDREN THAT SANTA IS NOW PASSED OUT IN OUR FLOOR TANKED AND WASTED ((((Thanks Shelly, I'm live on scene where Santa has crashed the party. He threw up outside the house prior to Rushing over to the table where the family meal was on display He shoved the father out of the way before digging in to the feast. He was quoted as saying, "This will do quite nicely, Mrs. Claus can't cook like this" He grabbed onto the gravy boat and slammed it back. The family said they want the sled removed from their lawn and said that, Santa smelled like piss)))) THIS PUTS US IN A STICKY SITUATION ONE OF THOSE THERE IS NO PLANNING FOR HOW ARE WE NOW GONNA TELL THE CHILDREN? THEIR HERO IS NOW PASSED OUT ON OUR FLOOR THERE WON'T BE MILK AND COOKIES ON THE TABLE NO TREATS OR CELERY LEFT OUT THIS DAY SANTA HE IS GONNA NEED AN ASPRIN CAUSE WHEN HE COMES TO HE'LL JUST WHISP AWAY SANTA'S TANKED AND WASTED

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Brand new single December 1, 2020

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released December 1, 2020

Dave Barrett - Lead vocals
Steve Macpherson - Guitar, bass, backing vocals
Stavros Theodorakopoulos - Guitar, backing vocals
Robert Hassey - Drums, backing vocals

Written by Barrett/Macpherson/Theodorakopoulos/Hassey

Recorded by Steve Macpherson.
Mixed and mastered by Shawn Pegg.
Produced by Superchucker and Shawn Pegg.

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